Born in the mist, bathed in mystery and reeking of legend, is the mythic River Rat Donkey. To most sensible humans, it only exists in the mind and in folklore. However, during a trip to his native land, Iowa, Tim encountered the mythical beast. An encounter that permanently changed him.

This encounter set Tim on a path to become a champion of fantasy, a champion of bragging rights, a champion in general. The only place that will exist is in a fantasy football league. This fantasy football league!

He does tireless research and obscenely trolls the waiver wire to find that sleeper to rocket his team to a glorious record of 500.

The River Rat Donkey may only be a figment of his imagination, but that figment is what drives his passion, what gives him propose and what makes others think he is certifiably insane.